Big dong and prosper
01/08/14

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

01/08/14
Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
01/08/14

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

I lost five followers because of this post

Explosions in Django Unchained

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01/08/14
31/07/14
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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

image

31/07/14

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

31/07/14
31/07/14

franklinshepard:

when time travel is invented let’s be real we’re all just gonna go see closed broadway shows thirty times

31/07/14
me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?