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officialfleetwoodmac:

theladyasha:

 ”Well the baby started calling for its.. for mom. And then - because that’s - it’s not like that was written; the baby wasn’t doing its lines, it actually started calling for its mother. And then we all just looked at each other, at the monitor, and like ‘oh my god’ … “

-Rian Johnson (director 5x14 Ozymandias), Breaking Bad Insider Podcast 

#Emmy nominee for best baby acting

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I love Emily with all my heart, I’m so lucky to have her as a younger sister I can’t wait until I get to see her again.

Hearing your voice again brought back all those memories of two hour phone calls and late night Applebee’s and skinny dipping and sleepovers and movie nights.

But most of all it brought back the feeling of having best friends by my side. And for a moment, it was almost like nothing has changed.

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"Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well."
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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

02/09/14

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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02/09/14

if you’re a girl and you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville

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gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring