When a fanfiction’s really good but isn’t an AU and strays a bit too much from canon
*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS
"LOL WOW THE CREATORS MUST HAVE BEEN ON DRUGS XDD"
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
otps are so wonderful i think its so wonderful how you can get so much joy out of two people falling in love i love otps so much
At my funeral, play the scene of Katniss wrapping the copper around her bow and blowing the arena shield to bits on repeat.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.